We all want happiness. That's in our basic nature. We are all filled with joy from within. We search for happiness everywhere; all our actions are in fact driven by one single motivating factor - happiness.
We look for relationships to give us pleasure, we seek friends who make us happy, and we even watch television programs that are funny.We all like the idea of being funny.
We all love to smile. We Humans are happy, joyful, pleasure seeking forms of life. We are driven by these factors.
So I came across some very funny & witty one-liners, and thought of compiling these.
- All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner
- Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~ P.D. East
- It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~ Anonymous
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in
- A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
- You can't have everything....where would you put it? ~ Anonymous
- I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ~ Janeane Garofalo
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. ~ Jack Handey
- If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? ~ Tom Snyder
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely. ~ Anonymous
We even love the movies that have funny lines in them...
Movies inspire us... they are like our guiding light. We always remember how Brad Pitt reacted to a particular situation in a movie, or that dress Angelina Jolie wore ... it all inspires, even influences our judgment and the way we react to a particular situation.
So, I jotted down a few one-liners I saw in the movies, we all could use.
- Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat. ~ Dumb and Dumber (1994)
- Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice. ~ Horse Feathers (1932)
- Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. ~ Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
- Bizu: [referring to Gluant] "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!
Bizu: [glares] It's an idiom!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You, sir, are the idiom. ~ The Pink Panther - Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave
Yuri: But we have matches in
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right. Do not leave Europe or
Yuri: And we also have a match in
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the - The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. ~ Love and Death (1975)
- You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! ~ Shrek (2001)
- "Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): ‘I haven't got a brain... only straw.’
Dorothy (Judy Garland): ‘How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?’
Scarecrow: ‘I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?’
Dorothy: ‘Yes, I guess you're right.’~ Wizard of Oz - Was she in there before you baked it?’ (Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party) ~ Addams Family Values
- Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. ~
And yes, there is one more that I saw in a movie, an old hag walks up to the guy at the cash register in a store & says, “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me"
So, keep the smile going…
